Vincent Rhodes

Here’s a fun (slightly evil) little experiment that you should definitely try out. Sneak up on a cat, as quietly as you can, and try to pick it up. I’m being completely serious here. Sneak up on that cat as quietly as a cat sneaks up on mice, and scoop it up like it’s a fumbled football. You might call this crazy, and you’re not wrong if you do, but I prefer the word “educational”. 9 times out of 10, that cat’s going to take off like it’s on bath salts. You’ll probably also get a few claw scratch beauty marks for your trouble. There are few things to take away from this experiment. Number one, don’t ever do it again. Number two, the cat ran away because cats hate any kind of sneakiness that isn’t their own sneakiness. Number three, men aren’t cats, but you shouldn’t get sneaky with them either. A lot of women try to get their man to commit like trying to snatch up a cat, and the rate of success is just about the same. Oh by the way, I am not saying it'...